Anonymous asked: Well, doesn't the Empoleon look noble? And proud? It even has the cold glare!

Noble and proud it may be to you, but I merely see a overly dressed penguin.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.

Miles Edgeworth

lordrice asked: BUT WHY DIDN'T MANFRED TEACH YOU ABOUT SEX? I DON'T WANNA NOT TALK ABOUT IT. P.S. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE RICE, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

Because he was sane.

Now, if you would please excuse me, I have work to attend to.

-Miles Edgeworth

P.S. You can try, but you will never succeed. I’m a wheat-consumer through and through.

fusoloid asked: H-hello, Mr. Edgeworth. How are you today? :D

Hello, Ms. fusoloid. I’m quite fine, thank you.

And you?

-Miles Edgeworth

Anonymous asked: Mr. Edgeworth, do you believe the Pokemon Empoleon fits your personality well?

…Pokemon? I can’t say that I have extensive knowledge on this subject, but I suppose it’s worth a search.

One Google Search Later…

This Pokemon… is ridiculous. It is nothing close to a real penguin, which I assume it is modeled after.

It is not even close to my personality.

(Then again, I suppose, this is Pokemon.)

-Miles Edgeworth

(…Interestingly, it seems that my most used words involve tea.)

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lordrice asked: I MEANT SEX. NOT ACTUAL BIRDS AND BEES.

I-I knew that, you blithering idiot!



I… I was merely too disturbed to answer. That was when Franziska seized control of my account and answered for me.

Answering your preceding question, my late “mentor” never exactly informed us of these things. I suggest you never mention this again, to me or to Franziska.

Never. Again.

-Miles Edgeworth

//Admin of this blog is confused

coffeeaddictgodot:

//Alright, so a lot of people roleplay here, (I don’t mean answer questions, I mean legit roleplay. Now I like that, however I do not KNOW how to roleplay on Tumblr, so if any of you who roleplay here have a facebook, or want to email me to help me, you can message me here and tell me what I’m suppose to do.

Like do I just make a text post on my own wall as a starter, and then someone reblogs it as a response onto their own wall.. or what?

Thanks

((This is how I’ve sort of figured it out- You basically start with one post on another person’s wall, and then that person reblogs it and answers. And then you reblog it. And then another person reblogs. And that’s basically it. This is why I use Facebook more often.))

lordrice asked: DEAR EDGEY... y'know, you're my favorite Rice Minion. LOVE LORD RICE.

…I have no clue as to what you are talking about, Larry. “Rice Minion”? “Lord Rice”? Perhaps I was mistaken when I believed that your childish antics had ended.

 Anyhow, you must stop this foolishness at once. Tumblr is not a place for tomfoolery.


Regarding your other “questions” in my inbox, also about rice, I will not answer them. They are simply redundant. I feel that wheat noodles and spaghetti suit my tastes more easily, with or without your infatuation with rice.

-Miles Edgeworth 

blueskiesandbrightdays asked: Hello, Mr. Edgeworth. I hope all has been well with you since that incident on one of my flights. My question to you is: Have you been able to find use of my gift to you since then? If you haven't... then I guess that's okay...

(Gift…? …That hideous suitcase!? Nngh…)


Hello, Ms. Teneiro.
I-Indeed, all has been well.

Regarding your question, I… regret that I have not been required to take any business trips as of late. However, I plan to use your useful gift once I am. Again, I thank you for your… generosity.
 


I look forward to flying on another iFly flight in the future. 



-Miles Edgeworth 

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It’s always pleasant to meet new people- and meeting you is no exception, shaxas. 

I welcome you to my tumblr.

-Miles Edgeworth 

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It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, yocoolkaminomi, aaadrian.



-Miles Edgeworth 

((OOC: Thank you!!))

((…for the Angsty Edgeworth reblog/likes ^^ I’m sure Edgeworth appreciates it too.)) 

Later…
“W-What is this preposterousness!?”



((…Eep.))

-Mod 

prosecutingprodigy asked: Hmph. It appears you too have made a tumblr account. However, it is clear mine is far superior.

…Franziska.


Regarding my tumblr account, I doubt it is inferior to yours, seeing as I have been on this website quite a bit longer than you have. 

 

That, and the fact that your tumblr consists mainly of meaningless messages from that fool Larry Butz (lordrice) prove my theory.

 

My tumblr is neither inferior nor superior to yours. 

-Miles Edgeworth 

lordrice asked: WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY RICE QUESTIONS YET?

(OOC)

Because the Mod is having an art block.

That, and she’s lazy.

Also, Edgeworth is eating pasta at that restaurant down the road from the District Attorney’s Office and told me not to tell you.

…Oops.

-Mod 

lordrice asked: WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO GET THE "BIRDS AND THE BEES" TALK FROM MANFRED?

Dear lordrice,

You foolish fool.


My father never taught us our lessons. A governess would come to our estate in Germany and tutor my little brother and I separately.



Of course, my Biology grades were impeccable. Even now, I can still explain to you the taxonomic ranking of Birds and Bees, no matter the species.

I expect that Miles is brooding over his tea solely because he could not answer your question. Top of the class in Biology indeed! The fool could never compare to the likes of me.



Franziska Von Karma

((OOC: Advertising for prosecutingprodigy, the Franziska roleplayer I roleplay frequently with! Here: http://prosecutingprodigy.tumblr.com/))